pretty, sick. chick.

32 Random Facts About Me…

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    IG: DEVRI VELAZQUEZ

    Each day must consist of at least one coffee from a local cafe.

  2. I started writing at the age of 5. My parents have kept all of my notebooks in their attic, which I’m pretty sure is a fire hazard.
  3. I have watched literally hundreds of scary movies (both old and new).
  4. I live and breathe by my calendar. Remember something that I have to do today? I just. I can’t.
  5. I have been under the tattoo needle 18 times.
  6. I had my first poem published when I was 8. It was a sonnet about penguins.
  7. I have 12 piercings, all in my ears. Piercings hurt. Y’all can have that.
  8. I’m an avid watcher of ratchet TV. Mostly so I can feel like I’m doing something right in my life by not acting like them.
  9. I once had a funny conversation with a prostitute on the Vegas strip when I was 14.
  10. Online thrifting is a legit addiction of mine.
  11. I am in love with scent of pine trees.
  12. I like comparing people’s physical features with their parents’ features.
  13. My favorite childhood movies are Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Pocahontas, and The Sandlot.
  14. A book titled Willie the Whiner changed my life when I was 5 years old.
  15. I DON’T like labels on people.
  16. I have a giant painting of Albert Einstein in my room and another of Marilyn Monroe in my hallway. Audrey Hepburn is in my closet.
  17. I’m a huge people pleaser. I want to make sure everyone around me is Ok before I am.
  18. If you make any type of seafood dish for me, I might just smile at ya for more than 20 seconds.
  19. I’m a true product junkie. (I have 50+ hair products in my bathroom).
  20. I am the middle child of 3 girls.
  21. I record my dreams and their psychological meanings.
  22. Many people tell me I’m super laid back and chill. I dig it.
  23. I get a new scar, scrape, or bruise probably every other day–not because I’m clumsy, though. #lightskinproblems.
  24. I do NOT like when I am ready before my friends.
  25. I fell in love with coffee at the age of 14 when I would have to make it every morning before my parents woke up.
  26. Most of my childhood memories consist of 60’s rock and roll music and 90’s r&b music playing in the background. I have my parents to thank for that.
  27. I have the biggest sweet. tooth. ever. I’m eating my fifth Kit-Kat bar today as I type this.
  28. My favorite holiday is Christmas.
  29. As a child I was into all things paranormal.
  30. When I was 10, I convinced my friends to enter a HBO contest for creating a homemade scary movie similar to The Blair Witch Project. Obvi, plans fell through.
  31. Whenever I’m bored or nervous (if I don’t have fake nails on), I’ll bite the skin around my nails. #judgeme
  32. Flowers are pretty, but they make my eyes watery. So I’d rather not.

 

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